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I have written a column for Littera Report about the New England Patriots AFC Championship win, entitled Is My Heart Beating? As always, I hope you enjoy, and I welcome any feedback you may have! -- I think I had a heart attack... As the field goal sailed right to send the Patriots into their fifth Super Bowl appearance in ten years, my chest began to tighten and throb, like an elephant was sitting on me. Granted, this may have been the result of my hurling myself onto the ground in ecstacy...

I have written a column for Littera Report about the New England Patriots first post-season win, entitled Tom Brady: Remember Me? As always, I hope you enjoy, and I welcome any feedback you may have! -- From all of New England, I would like to offer the following gesture of good-will to the magnificent people of Denver, whom have seen their team rise from the ashes of obscurity and thrust into the national spotlight with...

I have written a column for Littera Report about the New England Patriots start to the 2011 post-season, entitled Tebow Time In Belichick Land. As always, I hope you enjoy, and I welcome any feedback you may have! -- Bill Belichick is hungry... Not for food, of course; humans eat food. Bill, rather, is hungry for souls! And on Saturday, when Tim The Tebow Tebow and the Chosen Team come riding into Foxboro, you can be assured that Belichick will have his feast...

I have written my first column about the New England Patriots 2011 season, entitled Tom Brady and New England Patriots Dance into a New Season. As always, I hope you enjoy, and I welcome any feedback you may have! -- The 2011 NFL season has officially begun. Many skeptics, most of whom have fabulous hair, would claim that the season actually began all the way back on Thursday, but they would be wrong. The season could not...

I wrote an article for the BleacherReport on the 2011 Boston Red Sox, entitled Daisuke Matsuzaka to Teach Aerodynamics at Boston Red Sox Institute of Science. As always, I hope you enjoy, and I welcome any feedback you may have! - I am proud to announce that the Boston Red Sox have decided to open a brand new Institute for Advanced Science! The venerable Daisuke Matsuzaka, who will surely become the most expensive physics professor in the history of the world, will be the first...

I wrote an article for the BleacherReport on the 2011 Boston Red Sox, entitled Boston Red Sox and Josh Beckett Find a Coffee Grinder. As always, I hope you enjoy, and I welcome any feedback you may have! - I have made a decision: The 2011 major league baseball season began on April 8th. I don't need to hear you tell me that I'm crazy, or stupid, or ugly, or a pervert; the voices in my head tell me that all the time (especially Paul; he's such a jerk!) This is not about logic, this is about survival...

I wrote an article for the BleacherReport on the 2011 Boston Red Sox, entitled Boston Red Sox Continue Their Dominating March Toward History. As always, I hope you enjoy, and I welcome any feedback you may have! - Can nothing stop this team? Despite an energized Jon Lester throwing just about everything he has toward stopping his team from its seemingly inevitable march into eternal greatness, the Red Sox demonstrated that they just cannot be...

I wrote an article for the BleacherReport on the 2011 Boston Red Sox, entitled Red Sox Nation: This Is the Emergency Broadcast System! As always, I hope you enjoy, and I welcome any feedback you may have! -- This is not a test! The time has come, my fellow members of the Red Sox Nation (Constitutional Monarch est. 1901 - population: 127,723,271), to devolve into absolute panic and pandemonium! The alarm bells are sounding, the red lights are flashing, Hal has...

My first article for the BleacherReport on the 2011 Boston Red Sox has been released, entitled 2011 Boston Red Sox: The Greatest Team of All Time. As always, I hope you enjoy, and I welcome any feedback you may have! -- As the dawn of the 2011 baseball season comes, one thing above all is certain: The 2011 Boston Red Sox are the greatest collection of baseball players ever to grace the game with their hallowed presence. Put this team...